BOBO THE WEBMONKEY
\bˈə͡ʊbə͡ʊ ðə wˈɛbmʌnkɪ], \bˈəʊbəʊ ðə wˈɛbmʌnkɪ], \b_ˈəʊ_b_əʊ ð_ə w_ˈɛ_b_m_ʌ_n_k_ɪ]\
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What B1FF was to BITNET users, Bobo theWebmonkey is to webmonkeys - the mythical prototype ofincompetent web designers everywhere. In fact, Bobo may bewhat B1FF became when he grew up.Bobo knows about HTML only what he has learned from viewingthe source of other people's Web pages.Bobo doesn't know what a MIME type is, even though someonegave him a hardcopy of the FOLDOC entry for it.Bobo may have used an HTML code validator(http://validator.w3.org/) before, but isn't sure.Bobo doesn't know what the difference between GIF and JPEGis. He thinks PNG is a foreign country.All the pages Bobo has designed say "Welcome to [organisation]online!" at the top, and say "click here!" at least threetimes per page.Bobo has used Photoshop before; he doesn't understand whypeople keep asking if he's ever been tested forcolor-blindness.Bobo never got that "its" / "it's" distinction real clear, asyou can tell from his pages.Bobo likes .
By Denis Howe
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- A relatively rare smooth muscle tumor found most frequently in the wall gastrointestinal tract, especially stomach. It similar to other tumors but may become very large and hemorrhage exhibit small cystic areas. Simple excision is almost always curative. (From Dorland, 27th ed; DeVita Jr et al., Cancer: Principles & Practice of Oncology, 3d ed, p1354)